Get yer copy of Echo!

By the incomprehensible power of Grayskull!  Hello all my fellow mortals—all you who try to adhere to noble-sounding definitions of moral goodness while fervently pretending that you don’t want to laugh when a skateboarder wracks their nuts on a stair-rail, or when bird poop falls out of the sky and splatters a random passerby’s head:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Forget about trying to look all serious and stoic and wise in a thinly veiled attempt to convince someone to mash their genitals against yours, and get your daily dose of shoot-em-up action and well-constructed one-liners from my cyborgian tale of pew pew and zap zap!  It also features beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Now I’m gonna get a little personal here:  my brain is not like other people’s.  Instead of housing a pulsing, vaguely disgusting lump of gray matter, my skull contains a decrepit, three-legged hamster (I’ve decided to call him Professor Oatmeal) who’s nearing the end of his years.  He churns away on a tiny hamster wheel, providing the necessary electricity to power what remains of my cerebrum, which has been steadily rotting away from decades of Man Whoring.  When my consciousness registers a positive review on Amazon, Professor Oatmeal receives a life-giving injection of pure quantum energy, causing his beady little eyes to blaze with unimaginably bright radiance.  Not only that, but his muscles swell like Chris Hemsworth’s did when he was at the peak of his cycle (do NOT tell me you believe a dude can put on 20 lbs. of muscle in a few months AND stay shredded without copious doses of “supplements,”).  Professor Oatmeal begins running faster and faster on his little wheel, electrifying my withered little brain with pulsing waves of harmonic force, sending me into a state of unbelievable ecstasy that’s ten times more intense than a heroic dose of dimethyltryptamine.  See, THAT’S how awesome it feels when one of you beautiful people posts a positive review for Echo on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Voltron-sized favor and slaps some niceness up for him on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

 

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