Get yer copy of Echo!

What the motha duck is up my fellow enjoyers of the diluted, life-giving rays that originate from the seething ball of cosmic destruction known as the Sun?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Drink in a stiff draught of beat-em-up, shoot-em-up, magic-em-up storytelling replete with cyborgian angry guys and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Just to give you an idea of how amazing and important positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you wake up and go about your beeswax just like any other day, but as you stroll over to your favorite street pizza vendor, you sense that something’s amiss.  The feeling coils through your torso, and when you order a hot steaming, slice o’ pie, you see that it’s completely red:  all sauce, no cheese.  You manage to stifle your mounting fear, but nevertheless, your voice quavers slightly as you ask, “What about the cheese?”  And the vendor would meet your eyes with a puzzled look.  “Cheese?” he’d ask.  “What’s that?”  The thunderous rush of your heartbeat would fill your ears, and your mouth would instantly become dry.  You’d stagger back, the sauce-laden abomination clutched limply between your numb, lifeless fingers.  Your knees would thunk onto the concrete sidewalk, but you’d fail to notice the pain.  You’d raise your tear-streaked eyes toward the sky, both arms extended, and scream, “A WORLD WITHOUT CHEESE!  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”  But wait!  [Insert your favorite stripper of choice] would crest the horizon, riding the thermals on a state-of-the-art hang-glider!  When (s)he was directly above you, (s)he would unsnap her restraints and drop from above, executing three quintiple-lutzes, a pair of barrel rolls, and an impeccable somersault before (s)he hit the ground in an anime-style crouch.  Then (s)he would unsheathe a He-man sword from an across-the-back scabbard, grasp it so it was point down, then thrust it into that sad slice of saucey dough you held in your hand.  Blazing lightning would electrify the air, causing everyone’s hair to stand on end.  When the furious winds died down, you would be left holding a perfectly melty, super awesome, super delicious slice of NYC’s best freakin’ pizza!  In between blubbering sobs of gratitude, you’d see the stripper dip their body…then bound upward with a mighty leap, flying off to God-knows-where to right some unspeakable evil!  See, that wash of relief as you realized that yes, cheese WILL endure, is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an amaze-balls favor and leave him a good review up on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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