True story: when your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne was but a little tyke, he was convinced that flushing the toilet would accidentally tear a hole into another dimension and invite horrors without names into the bathroom. Today I face my destiny; I will flush my toilet and blast the face off whatever comes from its arcane depths.
…I know: I should be writing.
Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
First thought: worst. roommate. ever.
LOL
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“Man Child.” Says it all, LOL! XD
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?
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Haven’t read or seen it. Nah—this is actually a true story, hahaha!
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O M G. I know it is true that little kids do not like to flush the toilet, it is thought because they do not want to flush a part of themselves. So you are not that far off. But now that you are grown up you have added a gun into the mix. When you start blowing holes in the wall your landlady is going to put you out. (Sherlock Holmes did that).
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Hahaha! Which version? Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, or the guy in the books?
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Yea, Benedict, he said “The wall had it coming.”
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Gotcha. Still have yet to see season 3 of sherlock, It’s on my list of to-dos. 🙂
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Anything come out yet? I mean as opposed to any other day 🙄
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I killed the toilet demon, gained 1000 experience points, and now I’m a level 14 Man Child! 😀
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That’s a very productive Monday 🌟 I hope you received your level 14 badge and sew it on carefully to your booty shorts!
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XD I need a badge! I need an official uniform that includes booty shorts!
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You still standing there??
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You should be writing…but flush first!
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Demons vanquished! Back to writing lol!
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