Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my fellow humans who have between your legs, either a sea-creature-like flesh-tentacle or a multi-layered flesh-fold cavity that looks like an alien mouth (no wonder we wear clothes, right?  Our thingies look WEIRD compared to the rest of us!):  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab a copy of Echo!  Indulge ALL your cyborg-flippy-two-gun-ninja-future-wizard fantasies, and hey, if you got a thing for dog-sized lizards that get imbued with superpowers, I got one of those in there too!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how much positive Amazon reviews mean to indie authors such as myself, picture this:  you catch sight of a massive shirtless bear of a man with bushy eyebrows and a furry pelt growing not just from his chest and back, but from his freakin’ SHOULDERS!  There’s no doubt in your mind that this man’s toe jam smells so damn bad that one whiff would cause every organ in your body to go into immediate failure whilst the flesh melted off your bones (when you see a dude with hairy shoulders, you KNOW he can sling some stank!).  He’d lock eyes with you, give you an evil grin, and then march toward you, intent on giving you a hug and rubbing your delicate nose all up in his greasy, wiry-haired, cheesy-smelling pelt.  But before this man-ape can reach you and destroy your mind, body, and soul with olfactory repugnance, his skull explodes from an expertly placed sniper’s bullet.  As his fetid, headless body drops to the ground, your awed eyes would trace the shot back to its source, and you’d see some nameless Tier One special operator give you a casual salute with his straightened index and middle finger.  Your faith in America would be restored, and you would thank every deity in every pantheon that you didn’t just expire beneath the sweaty mass of a gross, shoulder-haired beast.  See, that sense of relief from being spared a death that not even top-notch Level 4-suited CDC specialists could have prevented is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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