Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hello my favorite Earthling life forms!  All you who secretly harbor a dark side which yearns to sit atop a throne of polished skulls and be fed delicious comestibles by scantily clad, supermodel-caliber barbarian folk!  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Forget your mundane Earthling woes and plunge into some crazy cyborg two-gun action, heavily seasoned with dollops of machine-monsters and cool future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Imagine this:  you happen upon the Operation Paperclip-derived process which Monsanto uses to incarnate a new dark lord into the evil-infused template of Justin Bieber’s body, and then you witness this Sauron lookalike crash through all your favorite nature spots, eating vast patches of beautiful vegetation and pooping out nuclear-powered machines that have no purpose other than to punch babies in the face and break elderly folks’ spines by slamming them onto a raised knee (just like Bane did with Batman).  But wait!  After decades of hard travel and rough living, the Lorax emerges from his cave.  Contrary to expectations, he’s no longer the cute ball of mustached fuzz you remember from the original story; the years have weathered him into a hardened warrior, and he now resembles a roided-out version of Odin the Allfather!  The Lorax screams something appropriately witty and badass (I’m thinking:  “Make like a tree…and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!”) and charges into battle, ripping apart the Bieber-construct limb-from-limb with a savage hailstorm of deadly strikes from his chipped, dented Vorpal Battle Axe of a Thousand Consolidated Souls (+10 against Chaotic Evil, +7 against all other alignments).  Mouths would gape open, mothers would sob and cover their infants eyes, employing the classic turnaway move you see in eighties movies, and yeah—you’d be cheering like a little boy who just scored a date with a super hot, alien-robo babe!  See, that primal joy you’d feel upon seeing the Dark Lord Bieber shredded to pieces by an overly muscled Lorax is EXACTLY how we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a gigantomongo favor and leave him a nice bit of review up on the ‘Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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