Get yer copy of Echo!

Greetings my fellow bringers of wrath, those of you who demurely pretend to be respectable and peace-loving, all the while hiding the rage of a thousand exploding suns, just waiting—no, ITCHING—to direct it at the first idiot that dares to chew obnoxiously loud and voice cloying moans like they were the goddamned star of a soft core porn film:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Within the pages of Echo lies the wherewithal to experience all the hate that Palpatine was trying to seduce Luke into experiencing WITHOUT turning into a shriveled up, gerbil-dicked Sith Lord!  Yeah!  You can find buttloads of violence, one-liners, magic, cyborg-ness, and socioeconomic commentary within my books!   (that’s for any of you who are lit nerds like me).  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors the same jolt of amaze-balls that you might feel if you saw Lucy setting up Charlie Brown for yet ANOTHER F’IN FOOTBALL FAIL…but at the last second, a snarl of blazing hate would light Charlie’s features and he would jump into a gold-medal worthy Taekwondo 720 spin-kick, drawing Lucy’s traitorous eyes skyward as he flitted and pirouetted through the air, backlit by the blinding afternoon sun…then wheeled his right leg around in a vicious arc and kicked her sadistic head clean off her shoulders, leaving only a jagged stump of red-streaked vertebrae protruding from her neck before it became engulfed by a crimson gout of arterial blood.  See, that indescribable feeling of unspeakable joy as you watched Justice-By-Spin-Kick is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Gigant-O favor and slap a good review up for him on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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