Get yer copy of Echo!

Greetings my fine fellow dreamers—all you who secretly yearn to plunge into a parallel dimension where you shoot stuff or chop it up with swords, never have to go to the bathroom, and engage in wild orgies with gorgeous beings that possess genitals that never smell or crust (this is why we read books, isn’t it?  To go to those cleanly condensed dimensions?):  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  I guarantee that not only do you never have to smell my characters’ poop or engage in any Awkward After Sex Stuff during the course of my books, you also get a full dose of rock ‘em sock ‘em cyborgian/magic action!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Just to give you an idea of how amaze-balls positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine that a group of wayward deviants kidnapped you and tied you to a chair, and you were then surrounded by a coterie of leather-masked perverts.  One of them would blatter you across the face with a three-foot dildo, which would burst open in a shower of giant diamonds and rolls of $100 bills, and they would all strip off their masks and you’d see that they were your friends in disguise!  The lead guy would reveal himself as Elon Musk and say, “Surprise!  Happy Birthday [Fellow Human]!  Hope you like being a millionaire!”  And then exit the room by activating the zero-point jetpack he wears at all times, even when in the shower or making sweet, sweet love to beautiful celebrities.  That wash of ecstasy as you realize you’re now rich beyond compare AND on good terms with the present-day version of Nikola Tesla is EXACTLY how good we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ favor and slap a bit o’ good review up for him on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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