I have some rather disturbing news: believe it or not, the picture you see is actually a photograph. Concerned Echo readers have informed me that there’s been a rash of bizarre deaths among those who have not yet read Echo. The picture says it all: within the span of an instant, non-Echo readers are transformed into stick figures, their surroundings vanish in a flash of white light, and their eyes are gouged out by two disembodied penises. Please, I beg of you: get your copy of Echo 1—FREE for 3 more days—and your copies of Echo 2 & 3 ($0.99 for five more days!) while you still can. While you still haven’t yet suffered from the agony of life as a stick-figure, and while your eyes remain ungouged from disembodied penises. I pray that you make the right decision and save yourself from an excruciating, undignified, and admittedly hilarious death. Good night and God bless.