Get yer copy of Echo!

My fellow upstanding Respectables, all you who scoff at anything too weird or deviant but secretly hide the fact that when you were little, you chugged gallons of Elmers glue, ate bugs, and inhaled Crayola markers by the fistful (who of you out there is like me and still maintains that red smells like cherry?  No?  No one?  Right—I’ll just masturbate/cry myself to sleep then):  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  You KNOW your life could use a double serving of pewpewpkew as well as magic powers and rowr-beasties!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors the same leap of triumphant joy you felt when you saw Luke fire two perfectly-aimed proton torpedoes right into the Death Star’s proverbial anus, that same leap of joy when you saw those giant-ass brontosaurs in full reveal in Jurassic Park, that same leap of joy you felt when you realized that the use of a 1.1-inch diameter butt-plug combined with a 1000 milliamp charge that was coupled with strawberries and cream slathered all across your backside would induce the most earth-shattering—WAIT!  Forget that last part!  All the Star Wars and Jurassic Park stuff—THAT’S what I was getting at!  So anyways, give your favorite author and Kent Wayne the joy of those classic movie moments (not the other thing, heh heh heh!) and leave him a positive review on the ‘Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited

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