Get yer copy of Echo!

My Fellow Filthies—all you, who like me, publicly put on a facade day in and day out that ignores the fact that our existence is attributed to the unpleasant reality that we are walking bags of unsavory green and brown colored slimes:  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Within those e-pages lies the story of a pissed-off cyborg guy who wields two really cool pistols and eventually learns magic!  (Not Magic the Gathering; what—do you think I’d write about a NERD?  Just kidding—I used to play that junks as a kid haha!)  Along the way are gritty one-liners and big ol’ rowr-things!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors the Fuzzy Feels!  To give you an idea of how fuzzy the feels are, imagine that you were surrounded by a plethora of warm doggies and suddenly you heard cats talking in the other room.  Wait a second—cats can’t talk!  Your eyes would flick back and forth as you strained to listen, and you’d hear exactly what you’d expect to hear from cats.  Things like, “I want the liver; you can have his brains.”  And:  “Once we’ve eaten him, let’s create a psionics-based engine of misery that enslaves the world and then let’s grind those stinky humans under the merciless pads of our dew-claws.”  Then, as a yowling mess of cats burst into your room, the dogs on your chest would use a combination of ancient martial arts and cybernetic lasers hidden in their forepaws to reduce these foul felines into piles of ash.  You’d gaze from one dog to the other in utter astonishment, and the lead one would gravely inform you through a psychic communique that dogs are an ancient race of intergalactic protectors and that they need your help.  Then they’d prep you for a tesseract-jump into an nth-dimension-bound canine city where you’d gain access to hidden training and deadly mystical arts, all of which would make your wonder-filled heart surge with joy!  See, that’s EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So slap a humong-o smile on your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne’s face and put a snippet o’ niceness up for him on the ‘Zon!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited

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