Get yer copy of Echo!

My dear beautimous random configurations of matter and energy, we who race endlessly on this rat’s wheel of life, striving to emit our love-juices in objectively funny throes of passion, and to acquire the shiniest, hippest metal vehicle and concrete shelter that we can:  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Ensconce yourself in a dark and gorgeous post-apocalyptic world of two-gun cyborgs, future wizards, and wolf-creatures that go rowr!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you’ve read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive reviews fill us indie authors with an ineffable, indescribable glow.  Let me try and explain:  Do you know the smell of fresh-baked bread?  Of course you do!  It’s one of the best freakin’ smells in the world!  Now imagine if you were passing through a quaint European villa filled with bright colors and vibrant shrubbery, the kind of place where people never stress out and cops are rarely, if ever, needed.  Your buddy closes his eyes, leans his head back, takes a deep appreciative inhale, and says, “Smell that?  Smells like fresh-baked bread.”  You take a whiff, but your nose-holes are instantly flooded with a foul, unspeakable odor.  As Admiral Ackbar once said, “It’s a trap!”  Your buddy has laid a stagnant, seven-eleven spicy-bite infused beer fart in your immediate vicinity.  Nausea erupts in your head, and your eyes and skin immediately feel like they’re being torn to shreds by giant handfuls of bullet ants.  Now imagine waking up, sweating in your bed, and realizing it was all a nightmare.  As you gasp clean air into your terrified lungs, you thank every deity in the history of mythology that you aren’t being assaulted by the Forces of Gross, then you break down, weeping in joy.  See, that undeniable ecstasy and relief are EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Damn Fine Favor and slap a bit of nice review up on the ‘Zon!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited

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