Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my fellow weirdos!  All you who talk demurely of sports and weather by day and then stage epic battles with tiny army men and barrel o’ monkeys by night:  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  One-liners and pkewpkew galore await you in this epic involving cyborg soldiers, future wizards, and big ol’ monster-things!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us authors that same jolt of insane joy you’d feel if you’d lazily gotten up, poured yourself a bowl of boring ol’ cereal, then, when you lifted a sopping spoonful of oats to your mouth, a cybernetic organism leapt out at you from the milk and hugged your face (bear with me, the joy’s coming).  You’d scream and flail, tipping your chair backwards, but a second later you would feel nano-circuitry microweave and mysterious quantum forces rearranging your DNA and nervous system into the perfect engine of machine-flesh symbiosis.  As you blasted off with your newly-formed boot-jets and flew to far-off galaxies where you saved ancient and noble civilizations from evil Insectoids, a rush of fulfillment would flow through your veins.  Forever after, you would glory in your cyborg weaponry which include repulsor blasts, micro-missiles, and some form of laser sword.  Now imagine how happy you’d be at finding out your life’s purpose was to beat the piss out of fools named Zardok, Manglor, or He-fiend.  See, that’s EXACTLY how awesome it feels when we indie authors get a positive review from you on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ favor and slap a bit o’ niceness up for him on the ‘Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited

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