Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my fellow sapien soldiers, all you who will be chained to radiators and forced to work for the filthy Machines, then rise up with badass rust-speckled barbarian weapons that also happen to have lasers inside ‘em:  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Cyborgs?  Check.  Wizards?  Check.  One-liners?  You BETCHA!  So click on over to Amazon and grab yourselves a copy!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you’ve read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To indie authors such as myself, positive Amazon reviews are like ambrosia, like the divine breath, like perfect cheesy eggs.  They fill me with the same joy as if you were dangling 50 ft above your corporate overlord CEO, who happens to be feasting on caviar and slapping his knee; his ruddy, alcohol-reddened cheeks jiggling with amusement as he avidly listens to a plan that will increase the value of his company via nonconsensual buttsex (in the metaphorical, economic sense), all the while exclaiming, “That’s gold, Johnson!  GOLD!  AHAHAHA!”  He is unaware that you, who are kitted out in some Sam Fisher-type Mission Impossible always fashionable Black Tactical, are dangling above him, an eye-dropper full of concentrated ghost pepper essence clutched in your right fist.  As he throws his disgusting maw back to laugh once again, you squirt the contents of the dropper into his soul-devouring gullet.  His eyes go wide, and suddenly he explodes in a geyser of poop, organs, and sheer freaking agony.  Before the ear-pieced and sunglasses-wearing security goons can get their hands on you, you scramble through a ventilation shaft, activate your wingsuit, and spread-eagle-leap off the top of this 100-story tall high-rise, this odious monument to corporate excess.  That amaze-balls feeling as you escape the clutches of evil and leave the villainous to drown in a mountain of their own feces?  THAT’S how we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So put a big ol’ smile on your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne’s face and leave some good-spirited niceness on the Zon!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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