Get yer copy of Echo!

Dear human weapons, all you who—like me—smile and nod by day and hone your bo staff and nunchuck skills by night:  this is just a friendly afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  That’s right, for a tiny portion of the change mound you keep in your car, you too can immerse yourself in a dark wonder-world dystopia of wizards n’ cyborgs!  (why wait until that change mound achieves critical mass, becomes sentient, and then brings about humanity’s destruction?)  And also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you’ve read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To indie authors such as myself, positive Amazon reviews are as heartwarming as if you were a little kid experiencing Christmas, a Christmas where that bully you hated is visited by an Old Testament version of Santa, one who crept through a silent black canal of chimney, enduring discomforts that us first-world mortals will never know, just so he could enact righteous justice by taking a giant dook right in that bully’s stocking.  I’d like to imagine that as he does this, he mouths something obscene and hateful, maybe something along the lines of “O’ Doyle does not rule, O’ Doyle is lower than whale feces, and now O’ Doyle will reap his just desserts.”  Think of the joy that would soar through your heart as you imagined the look on that bully’s face when he discovered that his stocking was filled to the brim with a giant steamer that erupted from the anus of a man who is probably suffering from a lifetime of poor nutrition, and most likely is afflicted by some degree of diabetes.  THAT’S how great we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So put a big ol’ subversive smile on your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne’s face, and give him a good review on the Zon.  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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