Get yer copy of Echo!

Dear fellow beautimous (I know that’s not a real word, but I like it!) consciousnesses, all you who have been shot into this world via a set of female genitalia and are now, like me, pretending that we know what the hell we’re doing as we hurl through infinity on the third planet out from a gigantic, glowing orb that seethes with unimaginable power:  This is an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Take some of that $18.34 (or whatever the hell they charge for coffee nowadays) that goes to feeding your daily caffeine fix, and throw a few cents of it toward my dark, dystopian wonderland-filled books!  And please, if you’ve read my works, leave a positive review for ‘em on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews mean the world to indie authors such as myself.  They fill me with the same feeling I might get if I were sky diving from a plane, and my hated boss came out right after me, then I happened to let loose a bean-n-sriracha-n-old-ass-but-super-tasty-blue-cheese inspired blast of flatulence out from my buttocks, which would fly upward and instantly strip my hated superior of skin, muscles, and heartbeat, leaving nothing but a skeletal sack of desiccated organs plummeting through the air.  Once he splatted on the ground, there would be no evidence to link his death to my perfidy, making this the perfect murder.  Imagine how good it would feel to wield your ass with the same lethality and precision as an olympic caliber archer.  See, that’s EXACTLY how amaze-balls it feels for us indie authors when we get a positive Amazon review!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ solid, and post a snippet o’ niceness up for him on the Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Right now I’m in the middle of reworking Echo 1, trying to get all my noob mistakes out.  If you refrain from buying it due to my amateurish writing style, a product of my first ventures into fiction, then I totally understand, and I’ll announce when I re-upload an updated version.  If you buy it anyways, then many thanks!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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