Get yer copy of Echo!!!

My fellow organic computers, all you who I consider part of our self-important family of two-legged, primate aliens (you could argue that we are in fact aliens; a perspective I find immensely cool):  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  I urge you—just for today—to forgo your contribution to the Starbucks empire (or whatever corporate deity you pay obeisance to, whether it be fast food, coffee, or what have you), and instead, support your favorite indie author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne by purchasing his cyborg n’ wizardry infused books!  And also, if you’ve enjoyed my work, please remember to leave a positive review on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account.  Just to give you an idea of how amaze-balls positive Amazon reviews are to indie authors like Yours Truly, consider this prospect:  You have been chosen as an aide-de-camp to President Mariah Carey.  At first, you’re incredibly pleased by the opportunity, and eager as balls to serve the leader of the free world in whatever capacity she might ask of you.  Then, as time wears on, you realize she’s nuckin’ futz.  One day, she asks for her typical mid-day snack which consists of precisely 307 and 5/8 blue m&ms, all of them meticulously crafted via precision lasers.  You set the bowl on the floor (for some reason she likes to get on all fours and eat her candy like a dog) and you wince in disgust as she chows down and snarlingly grunts out her pleasure.  Suddenly, your eyes widen in horror.  Under the heap of blue m&ms, there appears to be a single green one.  She sees it too; her chocolate stained lips peel back and she screeches in fury.  Fully taken by insanity, she scrambles to her desk, places her hand on the genetic scanner-lock that engages America’s nuclear arsenal, and a titanium-panel slides out from her desk.  It’s blank except for a glowing red button that, when pushed, triggers Armageddon.  In sheer desperation, you throw a bunch of glitter into the air, transfixing her with a flutter of Sparklies.  Her finger quivers over the Big Red Button, then she clambers onto her desk and takes a flying leap, trying to catch as many Sparklies as she can in her gnashing jaws.  Can you imagine the relief you’d feel at that moment?  The relief at not having to endure a nuclear winter in which grotesque, half-man half-plant creatures wander the earth and feast on us remaining humans?  See, that’s EXACTLY how good we indie authors feel if you leave a positive review for us on Amazon!  So flood your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne with the Feels and leave a snippet o’ niceness up for him on the Zons.  Thank you all and have a good and chill night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Right now I’m in the middle of reworking Echo 1, trying to get all my noob mistakes out.  If you refrain from buying it due to my amateurish writing style, a product of my first ventures into fiction, then I totally understand, and I’ll announce when I re-upload an updated version.  If you buy it anyways, then many thanks!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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