Get your copy of Echo!

Dear Fellow Meatbags, all you beloved fellow humans who I’m SURE are upstanding moral citizens, and 100% free from any venereal unpleasantness:  This is just an afternoon reminder to click your way on over to Amazon and grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  For the lowly price of a feast from the Valhalla-on-Earth known as Wendy’s (God I love their junior cheeseburger deluxes), you too can immerse yourself in a dark wonder-world filled with cyborgs and wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read Echo through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amaze-balls positive Amazon reviews are to indie authors like Yours Truly, let me paint you a picture:  Imagine you are at a corporate retreat in some snow-blanketed winter paradise, surrounded by false smiles and mind-grating passive-aggressivity.  If not for the fact that your coworkers have been slowly but steadily draining your will to live for the past decade, you would be tromping through these aspen peaks in search of gold coins, enchanted swords, and Yetis.  But no—you’ve been forced to attend a hellish, Outward Bound style scenario, one where raucous cheers erupt every time one of your “team” manages to complete one of their inane “challenges,” whether that entails clambering over a waist-high stack of logs or threading a rope through a carabiner.  During this slow death of spirit, a fleet of UFOs come in close and—amidst rising screams for mercy—snatches all of you up and whisks you away.  Within the cold, techno-organic confines of their zero-point powered craft, the Grays telepathically inform you that every one of you filthy humans will be anally probed with something called “The gut-crusher.”  You’re squeezing your eyes shut, trying to un-pucker your sphincter (less painful that way, you imagine) when one of them rifles through your mind, then gives you what might be construed as a look of respect.  They inform you that they didn’t know how badly you’d been screwed over by work for years on end, and drop you back off at the ski lodge.  The rest of your coworkers, they say, will understand what it means to be screwed in a horrific, Whitley Streiber-esque sense.  Be honest—I know that none of you will admit to being pleased that your coworkers will from this point on keep their backs to the wall, eyes flicking through their surroundings in a fight-or-flight assessment of all that’s cylindrical…none of you will admit it OUTWARDLY, anyway.  But that secret, daredevil thrill that races through your heart at knowing that they’re getting what they deserve in the most atrocious irony imaginable…THAT is what we indie authors feel every time we receive a positive review on Amazon.  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an Amaze-o favor and slap a bit o’ niceness up on Amazon for Echo.  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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