Get your copy of Echo!

Hello my Fellow Proud Descendants of Prokaryotes!  How far we have come since then, eh?  Look at us with our fancy phalanges and sensory organs.  What banner tricks of evolution!  This is just a friendly afternoon reminder that if you would like to finance your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne’s eternal quest to build an army of unicorn-headed robots, grab yourself a copy of Echo and become immersed in a dark wonderland of wizards n’ cyborgs.  Also, if you have read my books, please leave a positive review on Amazon.  It only takes a minute or two of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my book through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how much positive Amazon reviews mean to indie authors like Yours Truly, picture this:  You are a germaphobe, and you’re walking through the aisles of your local Toys R’ Us.  Due to some strange perceptual boost, you’re now able to see the strings of microbes trailing from the fleshy, greasy little fingers of the half-humans that infest this lair of decidedly sub-par hygiene.  Crawling trails of parasites and diseases string from legions of rugrat mouths as they swarm around you, sticking every possible item they can find into their face-hole, lathering it with virus-laden slobber, then placing it back on the shelf.  As your breath shortens and becomes a rapid, panic-driven pant, the only thing that prevents you from fainting is the prospect of accidentally passing out in a puddle of ankle-biter face-ooze.  Suddenly, the store is flooded with elite CDC personnel, all wearing level 4 hazmat suits.  They hermetically seal the half-humans and pronounce them a danger to society—at least until they learn to wipe their damn poopers.  A short decontamination of the store ensues, leaving you free to peruse the aisles for whatever dope-ass action figures you came to buy.  That feeling of relief as you realize you’re safe from vast legions of the Unclean?  THAT’S what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review, so do your favorite author Kent Wayne a kind-hearted solid, and leave a snippet o’ Goodness for Echo on Amazon.com.  Thank you all, and have a Good and Chill night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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