Get your copy of Echo!

To my fellow comrades-in-arms against the Devouring Void, that all-powerful Null-force that seeks to strip us of our free will and happiness, which we bravely combat day after day by utilizing critical thinking and watching copious amounts of Adventure Time:  While the giveaway/discount for Echo is over and done with, that doesn’t mean you can’t grab yourself that splendid electronic tome filled with cyborgs ‘n wizardry.  For just $0.99—the price of a meal at Mcdonald’s or a single peanut at Whole Foods (Whole Paycheck?  Nyuk nyuk nyuk.  Aaaahhhh…so daringly clever)—you can own Echo 1, and for $2.99, you can get 2 or 3.  And I humbly implore you:  If you’ve enjoyed any of my work, please leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read Echo through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  A positive review is the very lifeblood of indie authors like Yours Truly, and gives us the same happiness that Marsellus Wallace would have felt if Butch hadn’t taken his sweet goddamned time and cut down Maynard, Zed and the gimp with that badass katana BEFORE the dirty deed had occurred.  Picture how happy you’d be if your posterior was about to be invaded by the flesh of an unwashed hillbilly, one who’s probably engaged in all sorts of questionable interspecies relations, and before that happened, your sweet, virgin starfish was saved from defilement via a samurai sword.  THAT’S how happy a positive Amazon review makes us indie authors.  So allow your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) to feel that all-powerful relief of his ass being spared (in the literal sense) and throw him some niceness in the form of a review.  Have yourselves a Good and Chill night! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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6 thoughts on “Get your copy of Echo!

  1. “Picture how happy you’d be if your posterior was about to be invaded by the flesh of an unwashed hillbilly, one who’s probably engaged in all sorts of questionable interspecies relations, and before that happened, your sweet, virgin starfish was saved from defilement via a samurai sword. ”

    I die.

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