Echo 1 is FREE for three more days! Echo 2 & 3 are $0.99 for five more days!

Dear Fellow Travelers on this ball of dirt-encrusted iron that hurtles through the blackness of space at pee-trickle-inducing speeds, and will theoretically one day fall into the gravity well created by the sun, enveloping our descendants in fiery death if humanity is still alive at that point:  I bring up our inevitable demise not in an effort to bring down your mood, but as a joyous reminder that we should spend the time we have on Earth in the most fulfilling manner possible, for eventually, we will all taste that anesthesia from eternity known as “death.”  That being the case, don’t miss out on your chance to get Echo 1 for free (free for the next 3 days), and Echo 2 & 3 for $0.99 ($0.99 for the next five days).  And also:  Please leave a positive review on Amazon.  It only takes a minute or two of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase,” you only need an Amazon account (in case you read Echo through Kindle Unlimited or through other means).  To give you an idea of how amazing positive reviews are to indie authors like Yours Truly, let me paint a picture for you.  Like many of you, I was bullied when I was young.  Now say you walk into a gym and see that same, overmuscled douche-monster of yore (backwards cap firmly on head) slinging iron like it was wadded-up tissue, his vascular atrociousness on full display due to the staggering amount of ‘roids he’s taken.  He makes eye contact with you, throws you an insolent smirk along with some derogatory remark—one of those infuriating insults that you KNOW you’ll have the perfect comeback to later but for now leaves you no choice but to stew in rage.  As he chants his own name with mindless intensity, headbanging along with his own brutish exclamations, he stills himself for an attempt at a one-rep max deadlift.  Veins pop out across his shoulders and neck as stacks of iron twitch, inch off the ground…and suddenly a projectile of vomit and poop come shooting out from his mouth and anus, flooding the gym with horrific stank.  You stumble backwards just in time, and once the shock falls from your face, a flood of joy rushes through you as Douche-monster clutches his stomach, tears trickling down his face, moaning weakly for his mother.  That flood of joy you experience as you see your enemy laid low before you?  THAT’S what we indie authors feel when you leave a positive review for us on Amazon.  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a beatific favor and gift him with a positive review.  Thank You all and have yourselves a Good and Chill night!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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