How to sleep if you’re a true Man Child: Always flexed, always armed. Flexed in case I need to impress any hot soccer moms that bust in on me and interrupt my snooze with a torrid makeout session, and armed in case I’m attacked by zombies, honey badgers, or Hordak.
…I know: I should be writing.
Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Okay, this is the most brilliant Monday morning post ever. Period. Print.
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Hahaha! Thank you Jean! 🙂
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Reblogged this on crjen1958.
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Thank You Chris! LOL
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Damn if you do, damn if you don´t….
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Man Child is always ready! Hahaha!
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One could never know, as when the midnight women will attack….
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I’ll lure them in with a trail of container store gift cards lol
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Damn, does that work?
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Just guessing…I mean soccer moms love “neatness gear” right? lol
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Really! i didn’t know that…
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But what if they’re zombie soccer moms?? :O What then is a man child to do?
And so, it seems, the plot thickens. lol
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Man Child would commit seppuku LOL
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Lmao!
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Thank You So Much Hempress!!! LOve the name LOL!
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A bit too much for me. I had something somewhat brilliant to say but I laughed so much, I forgot!
You’re something else. Netflix you better jump at this talent!
Amazon? I think you’d be great starring in your own adventure.
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Hahaha! After I get done with this gol dern Echo series, which always seems to take longer than I planned, I intend on writing a comedic story where the head sociopathic cheerleader captain of a high school goes through a magical switch wherein a fabled barbarian warrior takes over her body. All kinds of hijijnks will ensue, and velociraptors will be ridden! Can’t wait to write something light after all this world-shattering stuff LOL
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