Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Aside from writing, I have two other hobbies.  Tonight, I’ve decided to forsake my fairly successful side gig as a male stripper and attend to my other hobby:  hunting down evil wizards.  Bitefighter, my 10 lb. terrier, is leading the way.  He leads me through the forest and we burst into a clearing, surprising 3 wand-wielding nerds.  One of them points at me and sends a bolt of something fiery and red at my face.  I slip the death-bolt—or whatever it is—and rush ’em.  I’m beating the piss out of my enemies when one of them throws purple blaze at Bitefighter, transforming him from a real dog into a chihuahua.  I drop to my knees, clutch the air in front of me, and scream, “NOOOOOO!!!! BIIIIIITEFIGHTERRR!!!!”  Bitefighter-as-chihuahua trots over to the wizards’ side, his face overtaken by those blank, chihuaha fish eyes.  The Voldemort wannabes flash me triumphant grins.  Tears streaming from my face, I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  Bitefighter rears back onto two legs, rippling and writhing into a ten-foot tall Were-terrier.  His eyes glow red and he says in a resonant, double-toned voice:  “BEAST-MODE INITIATED.”  He backhands one of the nerds, sending him flying across the clearing and rebounding off a tree.  Then he turns and throws a combo—jab, cross, SHOOOORYUKEN!  The last hit is a Dragon Uppercut and sends Nerd #2 soaring into the stratosphere.  Dork #3 has already retreated into the woods.  Bitefighter turns to me and gets on all fours.  “HOP ON,” he says.  “LET US END THIS.”  I run across the brush and leap onto my faithful were-terrier, and we gallop into the night to hunt us some wizard!

If evil wizards transform your dog into a chihuahua, transform it into a giant were-terrier and hunt their ass to the ends of the earth.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle


4 thoughts on “Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

  1. I was tricked by an evil pet shop into buying a half chihiuahua, thank goodness the other half was Jack Russell Terrier. The terrier side is so dominant that she growls anytime the kids mention chi or hiuahua. Terrier blood will out.

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