Cats have infested the world! They with their judging looks and weird bursts of hissy anger and their dead-eyed stare (the one where you KNOW they’re thinking about how they’d jack you up if they were the big one and you were the small one). As I dash madly through the underbrush, I glance upwards and see a storm of feline shadows. Each outstretched paw and curling tail is backlit by the fading sky. They’re herding me…but where? The answer becomes apparent as the trees disappear and a sixty foot canyon looms before me. I about-face, slowly walking my way back, and the cats condense into a rippling sea of feline flesh, eagerly making their way towards me, their heads halfway down as they sink into stalking-mode. I take my final step back. The earth suddenly gives way beneath my heel, and I’m falling headlong into a craggy abyss. With no options left, I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. A jetpacked kitty screams in from my 3 o’ clock and snatches me up with cybernetically enhanced paws. “What?” I gasp. “You’re not with the rest?” Stars reflect off my rescuer’s implacable flight visor as it replies, “About one in ten of us possess the soul of dogs; we’re the good ones.” Before I can say anything I look back at the horde of evil cats and I see about fifty saddled labradors running at them, each mounted by one of the “good cats.” The combined cat-dog force routs my would-be killers, sending them yowling and scrambling into the night.