“There is an ancient legend,” my vegan terrorist captor begins, “of a powerful terror born in the form of a man, who destroys an army of dragons and brings unending night down upon this world.” He eyes his goons who are holding my arms, gives them a nod, and one of them delivers a swift punch to my midsection. As I wheeze and catch my breath, he says, “And right now, we will resurrect this thing, this force of our nature. Our demon-lord Vegor.” His hands fly up in an arcane gesture, and the earth splits open in front of him. Red flames and dark, hideous screeches arise from unspeakable depths. I see a horned head emerge. Its gaze is marked by char-threaded eyes, its mouth by a grinning, double-row of fangs. I twist free for a desperate second and toss my eReader into the air. It spirals up, up, up…and opens to Echo. Magic flash. A blur of denim streaks through the unholy gathering, roundhouse kicking these vegan sorcerers into oblivion. As Vegor finishes pulling himself from the pit, I catch a glimpse of steely eyes and an all-that-is-man beard. Chuck Norris kicks Vegor’s head off, and the PitLord’s body falls back into a molten stew.
There is an ancient legend of a powerful terror born in the form of a man, who destroys an army of dragons and brings unending night down upon this world. That man is not Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris did kill that man. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle