There goes my big mouth again, carelessly talking smack about Kate Middleton. Privileged horse-riding socialites are pursuing me, their eyes as cold as the black-paneled optics on stormtrooper helmets. They’re hemming me in, leaping over obstacles, taking potshots at me with rifles and pistols. A bullet wings me in the ass. “Got him in the prime mover!” one of them—a Crossfit nerd, undoubtedly—exclaims. I tumble, sky and grass whirling together in my vision. Before I come to a stop I slap the ground, push up, and keep running. Up ahead, I spot a see-saw. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. The see-saw starts glowing, and I charge toward it. The clop of hooves sound hard in my ears as I dip, leap, sail through the air…land on the see-saw. It rockets me into the sky and wreaths me in eldritch fire. My eyes glow with the power of a thousand suns, my hands are miniature supernovas. The socialites turn tail and flee in terror. I zip over to the parking lot—surfing ancient, cosmic forces—and destroy their fleet of SUVs. Then I reach into their minds and show them their futures: a despairing existence which will sadly peak on a Bravo housewife show. They begin sobbing and commit seppuku.
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