Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

I’m hacking my way through the Amazon with Teddy Roosevelt.  He keeps shouting “Bully for you!” and twirling his handlebar mustache, causing me to grin and stay motivated as I follow behind.  Suddenly a tribe of emo-poets charges out of the brush and swamps him.  He’s throwing old-timey boxing punches, having the time of his life.  I’m rushing to assist, when suddenly one of them starts chanting shitty poetry that’s straight out of the latest teen-vampire movie.  Teddy clutches his nuts and screams in agony.  He rips his pants open and horror upon horrors, his junk has shrunken to near-nothingness.  I’m talking baby acorn and two half-raisins.  He yells furiously, “Aaaargh!  Save yourself Kent!  These cads are in possession of dark magicks!”  In desperation, I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A swirling beam of light that looks like a translucent Chuck Norris streaks over Teddy and jams a syringe full of whiskey into his thigh.  Roosevelt’s eyes bulge and glow red.  His muscles expand in a rippling surge and he tears out of his clothes like the motha duckin’ Hulk (his handlebar mustache also grows to an impressive three foot wingspan).  He starts throwing all-American haymakers and smashing emo faceholes.

Every 3.8 seconds, someone is rendered impotent by Emo poetry.  Don’t let it happen to you.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here:  Echo on other platforms

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