I leave accounting class for the campus gym. Unbeknownst to me I’ve been followed by my male classmates. I’m changing in the locker room when they filter silently in and surround me in a semicircle against the lockers. “Guys?” I ask as my eyes flicker nervously from one student to the next. The leader sneers: “You’re going to class to be an ACCOUNTANT, Kent. You think you get to work out or converse about anything aside from interest rates amortized over the life of a loan? Do you think we’re gonna let you keep THAT?” He points at my junk. “Not a chance. All male accountants are required to be no more than 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth. We’re cutting you down to size RIGHT NOW!” They charge at me and in a rush of terror I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Suddenly they’re enveloped in a storm of the latest, most fashionable pocket protectors and they can’t help their nerdy-ass selves: They’re reduced to animals, snarling and fighting each other for the pencil-pusher bounty. I make my escape while cupping my crotch, my future children safe from harm.
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