I’m at the beach, eyes closed, drinking in the glorious sound of the surf caressing rocks and sand, drifting off, when suddenly a drone flies right into my motha duckin’ face! My 10 lb terrier Bitefighter, snoozing beside me, wakes up and yelps in terror. I sit up, sputtering, and I see a bunch of tech bros with their yuppie-issue dates circled around a fire about ten yards away. They’re shrieking in laughter. I grit my teeth. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. An army of tiny barbarians pours out of the eReader. They saddle Bitefighter and charge toward the tech bros. I see them working in teams; two of them open a bro’s eyelids while another start punching the dude’s eye. A couple of ’em peel back another bro’s lips while one of them pees on his teeth. And there are multiple full-body, flying dropkicks to nutsacks. The bros are thrown into chaos, flailing, screaming, and they make a run for their douchey-ass Hummers. And me? You guessed it—I’m laughing my balls off.
It’s not everyday that you get to see a tiny barbarian pee on someone’s teeth. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Echo on other platforms