College professors!  Assaulting my will to live!  Disgruntled academics have created a Possibility Engine and tweaked it so that they now control the heart of reality.  My classes are now eight hours long, no bathroom breaks, no eating/drinking, no fidgeting, and breathing must be kept to a minimum.  I’m staring straight ahead, my colon feeling like it’s gonna pull a Hindenburg, complete with Herbert Morrison lamenting, “Oh the humanity…” when I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  The Justice League bursts in and begins beating some professor ass.  Wonder Woman picks me up like a child and I’m sobbing into her ample bosom as she carries me off to a toilet so I can finally take a dook.  After I flush and come out she asks me on a date.  Holy balls am I lucky!

Escape the boredom of staid theory, institutionalized misery, as well as the pain of an impacted colon!  Be carried and courted by your Justice League hero of choice!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here:  Echo on other platforms