Dodgeball bullies grown into the dystopian rulers of earth. They ride around on red-eyed robot horses, laughing fiendishly and pummeling the populace with a storm of dodgeballs. I’m fleeing with the rest of the crowd when I see them separate a middle-aged man from the pack and corner him in an alley, arms cocked to throw. He locks desperate eyes with me, silently pleading for help. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. An enchanted whiffle bat appears in his hands; he and his pursuers stop and gape at its lightning-wreathed length in awestruck wonder. His pursuers recover and launch their dodgeballs, and he’s knocking ’em right back in their faces, de-horsing one, hitting another in the stomach and triggering a long gush of puke…he lays them all low and the last one turns and gallops away. Whiffle-bat guy smacks a dodgeball at him, and it streaks through the air and explodes into a giant mushroom cloud as it makes contact.
For those times when you’re being chased by a horse-mounted dodgeball gang. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
Love the cover. Love the premise. Can’t wait to get the book.
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Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Reblogged this on Kate McGinn and commented:
Going to get this book!! I hate dodgeball!!!
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Many Thanks! (Unfortunately it has nothing to do with beating up dodgeball bullies, haha!)
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Ah! This means I must read it.
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Sweet, haha!!! 🙂 🙂
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You’re getting soft! Letting those guys get off so easy!
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Hahaha! Death by mushroom cloud is letting ’em off easy??? 😀
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Yes way too easy, they played dodgeball across the only entrance to the library. 2-3 months of agony should be just the start.
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