I see a rich overcompensater weaving between lines of traffic in a multimillion dollar convertible, scaring the bejesus out of the rest of us guys just trying to run some errands or get to work. He’s honking, yelling, flipping us off…Enough. Just as a plane flies above us, I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. I see a compartment open up on the plane’s underbelly and a foul swath of human waste and that Blue Goo drop precipitously toward Speedy McDouchebag. He screams in horror as he’s instantly covered. As I drive by I hear people yelling at him, telling him to commit seppuku.
The lesson: those who become douchey from their nice-car status will be covered in crap and encouraged to regain their honor via the way of the Samurai. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.