It’s been a decade since the full-on takeover of the world by evil, douche-bro financiers. During their 3 hour lunch break they now routinely dress up as powerful fantasy characters and go LARPing at a nearby soccer field. Their underpaid minions are forced to be orcs, goblins, things of that nature. I’m watching as a VP is throwing yellow bits of foam at a hapless secretary and gleefully yelling, “Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!” over and over again. I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. An interdimensional, rune-crusted portal opens up on the field and a bunch of Vikings pour out, all brawny arms, maces, and battle-axes. They look confusedly at the financiers, then I hear one of them babble angrily. I catch the word “Druid” somewhere in it. They all raise their weapons, emit bloodcurdling screams, and charge the financiers. I hightail it out of there, but the last thing I see is a hairy Viking punting a perfectly coiffed, decapitated VP head into a soccer net. GOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
Don’t abuse your underlings. Vikings might Beast-mode all over your face. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.


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